The Laugh Thread

[nealeffendi]

Each morning for girls waking up is the hardest thing.
For boys it is only the second hardest thing. :biggrin:

[autocoupler]

:laughingneqw: so true, but that was such a long time ago I barely remember.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ..... me too Auto ..... I barely ......

[JeffH]

AA meeting

[Triggersmob]

Good one Jeff.
I needed a laugh.

[serenitystan]

A aboriginal man walks up to the bar with a Brilliant full red GV Australian penny and the barman asks !! Where Did You Get That From!!! and the Penny says- Down at the creek, there,s hundreds of em...

[autocoupler]

:laugh2: Pay that one Stan. It's good to laugh  :laugh2:

[JeffH]

And a merry Christmas from me too.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Q_3a7HfA0[/video]

[Triggersmob]

That's funny Jeff. I have sent it to my Kiwi friend.

[JeffH]

The children want a cat for Christmas.
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I usually cook a turkey.
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But whatever makes them happy!

[Nevol]

Roy & Rob, two government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by & asked them what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Bob, but we don't have a ladder.
The woman said "hand me that wrench out of your toolbox".
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down, took a tape measure from the toolbox. measured the pole then announced,"18 Feet and six inches", and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed, "Well, isn't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said, "We need the height and
she gives us the length".
Roy and Bob are still working for the government, but now they are both Parliamentarians.

[Pedro]

:laugh2:  I did wonder where we got our politicians from.

Pedro

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ..... and we do know where we can put the pole.

[JeffH]

Telstra and Optus are getting married.

There will be no reception!

[Triggersmob]

so nothing changes then.