The Laugh Thread

[Goldseeker]

^^^^^Love it^^^^^

[Nevol]

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary?

 
And on the Virgin Isles?
 
Same thing – not one Canary there either!

[Triggersmob]

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary?

 
And on the Virgin Isles?
 
Same thing – not one Canary there either!

 :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[Unicorn]

+1 .... :laugh2:  did not see that coming.

[JeffH]

Loved that one Nancy.
I have passed it on elsewhere with great responses.

[Goldseeker]

You most probably heard this one before but never mind:

Mum is in the kitchen getting breakfast for the family and the son comes into the kitchen in a fould mood.

Turns to mum and says "Stuff it, I am going to kick a chicken"
Mum replies "kick a chicken you won't get any eggs".

Daughter comes down into the kitchen a couple of days later in a bad mood and says to mum "I am going to kick a pig" to which mum replies "if you kick a pig you won't get any bacon or ham".


Grandpa comes down a few days later a in a real stinky mood and tells his daughter "I'm going outside to kick a cow"  to which his daughter responds with "you kick a cow you will not get any beef".

Several days later, dad comes into the kitchen and kicks the cat.............../

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

This one for Uni. Others may have to think about it.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: Love it Jeff!

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[Unicorn]

A pensioner drove his brand new BMW up to 130km/h, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 160, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !"

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying,

" Have a good day, Sir "...

[JeffH]

Every day/week/month is claimed for some worthy cause!
The Australian Senate just passed a motion (pun intended) to support World Toilet Day.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ...... What a great use of their time!

We've probably all heard the phrase "s**t a brick" ........ now we can apparently do an alternative ....

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/inventions/world-first-human-urine-bricks-developed-in-south-africa-could-weevolutionise-building/news-story/8b674950e39a4c49987295eaaf067e7f

[JeffH]

I had an infection once and it felt like my bladder was manufacturing those bricks! :shock: