The Laugh Thread

[robbiegal]

excellent

I hope that are working on that one as the options are getting less every day
ironically didn't the Germans offer to bail them out some time back?

[JeffH]

And the Greeks refused because the Germans have never defeated them in many wars and they weren't going to let them defeat Greece with an economic stranglehold!

[robbiegal]

[Pedro]

Harsh, .... but probably true :-/

Pedro

[Triggersmob]

Hey! I resemble that remark.

[Basil]

Looking for a lost Coin and found a couple of Pics. of myself as a Baby.

[trout]

JEEZE MATE
We must be long lost Twins :yahoo::angel:

[Basil]

Hehe,Dad never talked about the WA branch of the Family;


A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat," agreed to look after her
neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation.

She had a large House and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning
sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable
to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After She explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and
place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the
ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
 
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked for me," he replied.  L

[robbiegal]

funny

[Goose]

Very good...... how well I remember.

[triplewitch]

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

[Pedro]

:laughingneqw:

Pedro

[Goose]

Great!

[Australian coin]

I don't know if this ha been done before but ill put it up anyway


"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."

"Bummer mate!"


"Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
 8 years old,
 Hateful little bastard.
 Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
 Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
 Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
 Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
 Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

[triplewitch]

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress who was taking an order at another table suddenly noticed the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."