The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

A police officer stopped at the farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "OK. That's all good, but don't go in that paddock over there".

The officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me!" Reaching into his pocket, the arrogant officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this badge?.. This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land!! No questions asked or answer given! Have I made myself clear?"
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores.

A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the officer running for his life, being chased by my big mean bull. With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get smoked before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified, so I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs..

"Your badge, show him your BADGE!".

[JeffH]

'Scuse me, do you have any more butter?

[JeffH]

Where did I put my phone? I had just a minute ago.

[JeffH]

Someone in Telstra has a very fine sense of irony and humour.

[JeffH]

Satire is not dead. A brilliant "fake clip".
[video=facebook]https://www.facebook.com/jeff.wolff.33/videos/10223389430911859/[/video]

[JeffH]

If this one doesn't make you laugh out loud then you should seek help.
[video=facebook]https://www.facebook.com/bbccomedy/videos/679360392637772/[/video]

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[Unicorn]

Love it Jeff! :laugh2:

[Triggersmob]

Couple of good one there Jeff.

[JeffH]

There is a girl here who runs a battery kiosk in our local park.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.

[JeffH]

Before Uni jumps in...
I give that one an AAA rating.

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ... I probably would have gone there Jeff.

Love the paving!!!!!