The Laugh Thread

[serenitystan]

The Duck is standing on the footpath looking across to the other side of the road...And the Chicken yells out DON'T DO IT!!..YOU''LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT...

[keldaw]

not me , that's for sure ,

                      could be

[JeffH]

Anyone remember this? Farty Towels -what a program that was. Only twelve episodes ever made and every one a comedy gem.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc&list=RDCMUC7foTxErVJKorAitAcJuqDA&start_radio=1&t=10[/video]

[JeffH]

Speaking of Jim Cleese (I was sort of) here is one you may not have seen before.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-F0xf7kG8&list=RDlM-F0xf7kG8&start_radio=1&t=0[/video]

[Pedro]

[quote="JeffH" pid='122077' dateline='1587008198']
Anyone remember this? Farty Towels -what a program that was. Only twelve episodes ever made and every one a comedy gem.
[/quote]

Agreed Jeff - a brilliant show.

Pedro

[Unicorn]

+1 It was only a year or so ago that I introduced little Uni (23) and littlest Miss Uni (9) to fawlty towers. We got the full set of episodes from the local library. The number of Manuel and Sybil jokes that went on for weeks after that was countless.

[JeffH]

I quite liked Basil's suggestion for Sybil's Mastermind special subject -"the bleeding obvious".

[Pedro]

Manuel's pet "hamster" :laugh2:

Pedro

[duggee27]

Manuel's pet "hamster" :laugh2:

Pedro

" he put Basil in the ratatouille "

[Basil]

""we are all in this together" THIS SUMS IT UP ACROSS THE WORLD
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
You think it's bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers...
This virus has done what no woman had been able to do...cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can't eat out, now's the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We're quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See? This is why I chew the furniture!"
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I never thought the comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6 foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what's the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn't matter – you're not going anywhere.
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this corona virus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can't follow directions.
I swear my fridge just said "what the hell do you want now?"
When this is over...what meeting do I attend first...Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ....... love it Basil!

[JeffH]

Woof woof!
Here is a special Covid isolation song for you Basil.
[video=facebook]https://www.facebook.com/brenebrown/videos/234809714245550/[/video]

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[Basil]

Woof woof!
Here is a special Covid isolation song for you Basil.
[video=facebook]https://www.facebook.com/brenebrown/videos/234809714245550/[/video]

I wonder how long that took to write..LOL.

[Pedro]

I wonder how long that took to write..LOL.

Probably about as long as it took to write "Born to be Alive" :winkextra: 

Pedro