The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

I've just met, a Chinese drug addict.
He said, "Have you seen My Cocaine"..

I replied,
"No., not since he starred in The Italian Job".

[JeffH]

Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.I have a really good joke about time travel to tell you. But I won't now seeing you didn't like it.

[JeffH]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPlR9n_6uas[/video]

[JeffH]

And how to crack up John Cleese. Why just tell him a a dirty story, but it does have to be really funny.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmbpagijVkk[/video]
Yes I know -too much time on my hands.

[Triggersmob]

So, if a pelican delivers white babies and crows deliver black babies,
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Swallow

[Pedro]

And how to crack up John Cleese. Why just tell him a a dirty story, but it does have to be really funny.

Yes I know -too much time on my hands.

Never fail to get a laugh when Lee Mack appears :biggrin:

Pedro

[JeffH]

Agreed. Arguably second to Billy Connolly.
Oh Dave Allen was rather good too.

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

Thanks for all the humour Jeff, it helps a lot. Isolation is fine with us, he never go anywhere normally anyway. But it's a great distraction for all the stuff that's going on!

[JeffH]

Humour is one thing we need to keep. This one for you Uni;
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said: 'I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is.' He said: 'You have to love Easter, baby.
I asked him where he found the chocolate egg and he said, "Aisle B, back."

Social isolation shopping bag. Guaranteed that others will keep their distance.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ....... love the Arnie!

[Triggersmob]

The Princess Cruise bag is a good idea.
I saw that on Facebook. I have a couple
of those bags, just have to find them.

[JeffH]

I can't let Tim's death go unremarked.
Here is a little sketch written, and performed, by Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Marty Feldman.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqeZos7pm74[/video]
Sorry about the poor video quality -best I could find- but it does not detract from the humour.

[JeffH]

:laugh2:  Too funny not to pass on. :laugh2:

[Unicorn]

I saw that last night Jeff and haven't been near the kettle since!