The Laugh Thread

[Goldseeker]

So it's your doctor that has been driving you to drink eh?

[Triggersmob]

I haven't had sex in so long, I went running in flip flops the other day,
just so I could remember what it sounded like.

[JeffH]

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[JeffH]

As far as I know I have no Irish ancestors but this does make me thirsty!

[Unicorn]

BIOLOGY EXAM:
This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.
The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: Love it Jeff!

[JeffH]

Wine drinking as a competitive sport -bound to be a TV ratings winner and anyone can participate.
I might start training now.

[Nevol]

Did you know that on
the Canary islands there
Is not one
Canary?
 
And on the Virgin Isles?
Same thing - not
one canary there
either!

[Nevol]

[JeffH]

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[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ...... On ya Jeff, they won't be tempting me ....... Sin dinero

[JeffH]

Me too; it is a common event -don't know why. :huh: Porca miseria!

And "stay at home" does not mean shopping online.

[JeffH]

Not really humorous but doesn't fit into any category.

Training for the Darwin Awards?
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