The Laugh Thread

[Pedro]

:shock:

Pedro

[JeffH]

I thought the Dodgy Brotheys were a thing of the past but I just saw a TV advertisement for the Orange Motor Group and now I am not so sure.
(Don't know what happened to the other brother!)
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8IKyaFjWUE[/video]
Now go to next post...

[JeffH]

[video=facebook]https://www.facebook.com/OrangeMotorGroup/videos/487284078748154/[/video]

[Nevol]

Boy aged 4: Dad, I've decided to get married.


Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?

Boy: Yes Grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too....and she's the

best cook & story teller in the whole world!!!

Dad: That's nice, but we have a small problem there!!

Boy: What problem?!

Dad: She happens to be my Mother. How can you marry my Mother!!?


Boy:  Why not!? You married mine!!!!

[JeffH]

If you are good then Santa will bring you presents.
If you are bad then.....[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZK45Fbve6k[/video]MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE[img=196x190]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_iyK14I-J2X6WoPmCvbVEXiIAUtURS-4icPJkbYspoSWl6YReOQ&s[/img]

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ..... Love the Orange Motors cars one Jeff ...... :laugh2: ..... I wonder do they stock 2 1/2" hose bits?

[JeffH]

Not so sure about the 2½" hose bits but give Karl a call -(02) 6362 7169- and I am sure he will find some for you!

[Unicorn]

I gave Karl a call, unfortunately he only has similar stock to his supplier which is 3½" hose bits. (He said he'd stocked up during his supplier's Mothers Day sale). :laugh2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7yA9ylCHA

[JeffH]

I guess the car owners don't see the funny side.
Baboon vandals

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ....... one size fits all!

[JeffH]

Does anyone else watch Dinner for One on SBS every New Year's Eve?
Shown every year in many European countries, South Africa and Australia. In Germany it is the highest rating program every year with half the population tuning in on New Year's Eve.
The Guinness Book of Records lists it as the most repeated TV show ever.
Surprisingly it only premiered in Britain last year.

If you haven't seen it , as Molly used to say. "Do yourself a favour".
Best viewed in company for maximum enjoyment.
Note that the introduction is in German but the rest is English. To save you the trouble of working out the introduction; the premise of this show is Miss Sophie is 90 and invites her male friends, who have all been dead for 25 years to dinner. Jame the butler has to stand in for the guests so Miss Sophie can enjoy the occasion.


[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3HuqfXLgZY[/video]

[gweidion]

Does anyone else watch Dinner for One on SBS every New Year's Eve?

Have not seen this for YEARS. I vaguely recall seeing it as a child in the 60s. If I recall correctly Dave Allen did a version of this also but I could be wrong. I think the funniest thing is the audience cracking up.

[JeffH]

[img=489x498]https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/81355658_2617341694967791_7992199707038318592_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_oc=AQkJIsjwyIHSNP7bK71D-YCx1_eovNU3hPNR_kPMwD5ohsrjavcB5oG9a-KrwG0KMrM&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=6ae0f99527df4ed6e8a3e0d06c6c3f4a&oe=5E686CA6[/img]

[JeffH]

Late last week we went to Guyra for a family event, then on to Brisbane for the weekend. Arrived home today.
While in Guyra this sign caught my eye. [The place is choc-a-block full of old Kombi vans.]


I worked out why they have that slogan. Guyra is 1,330m above sea level. :biggrin:

P.S. Don't believe everything you see on the internet.

[JeffH]

For the true surround sound experience you need dedicated headphones.