The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

Love it. They have a good range of door mats. And lots of other silly things.
https://highcotton.com/collections/doormats

[Pedro]

:laugh2:  Can't remember the last time I taunted our doormat.

Pedro

[Unicorn]

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[Pedro]

Always pays to read the fine print :laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

I suspect a roadrunner might also be sighted if you see a coyote doing any of those things. :biggrin:

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

Click on picture for clip. Courtesy of Fijian Humour Facebook page.
[video=facebook]https://www.facebook.com/fijianhumour679/videos/2473484239541046/[/video]

[JeffH]

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[serenitystan]

Guy comes in and sees his wife in bed with her Lover. He gets his gun out of his draw and puts it to his own head and his Wife laughs at him..So his says ""Keep Laughing because your next..

[Nevol]

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And
 a Bad Skydiver?
 A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
 A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

 How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
 Unique Up On It.
 
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
 Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
 
 How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
 They Take The Psycho Path

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
 Twitches?
 A Nervous Wreck.

 Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
 Because They Have Big Fingers.

and finally...

Why did the guru refuse Novacain when he had his root canal?
 Because he wanted to trancend dental medication. (if you don't get it, read it aloud)

[Nevol]

[serenitystan]

A Chinamen,a Yank,a Pom and an Aussie are talking about great things in there country. The Chinamen says they have the great wall. The Yank says they have the green grass of Kentucky and the Pom says they have the Union Jack. So the Aussie says we have the Kangaroo,who can jump your Great Wall,take a shit on your Green Grass and wipe his arse on the Union Jack..

[Nevol]

An elderly woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her handbag and took off.

A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes.

The woman smiles and tells the couple that its really no big deal, she carries her old handbag to put her dog's poop in it until
she gets home to dispose of it..imagine the surprise when the thief opened the handbag.

[Basil]