The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: Striking resemblance

[JeffH]

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

Just for Jeff ....

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[Pedro]

:laugh2:  My son could relate to that!

Pedro

[Nevol]

A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW .

There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property.

She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum.

As she neared the top she encountered a koala that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, vegetarian, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, Native Vegetation, Parks and Wildlife service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a 'Waste Treatment Facility'.

And I'm sorry, they turned you down".

[Unicorn]

Absolutely love it Nevol! :laugh2:

[Nevol]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's S**t ... that's right, S**t!
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

With a little effort, you can get your S**t together, find a place for your S**t, or be asked to S**t or get off the pot.

You can smoke S**t, buy S**t, sell S**t, lose S**t, find S**t, forget S**t, and tell others to eat S**t.

Some people know their S**t, while others can't tell the difference between S**t and shineola.

There are lucky S**ts, dumb S**ts, and crazy S**ts. There is bull S**t, horse S**t, and chicken S**t.
You can throw S**t, sling ! S**t, catch S**t, shoot the S**t, or duck when the S**t hits the fan.

You can give a S**t or serve S**t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep S**t or be happier than a pig in S**t.

Some days are colder than S**t, some days are hotter than S**t, and some days are just plain S**tty.

Some music sounds like S**t, things can look like S**t, and there are times when you feel like S**t.

You can have too much S**t, not enough S**t, the right S**t, the wrong S**t or a lot of weird S**t.

You can carry S**t, have a mountain of S**t, or find yourself up S**t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to S**t and other times you fall in a bucket of S**t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your S**t, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a S**t; or not do so if you don't give a S**t!
 
 Well, S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a S**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some S**t-head...........

Well, S**t Happens!!!

[JeffH]

Doesn't look too genuine to me.

[Pedro]

Ah, no. Unless they "superglued" the bottom sign - no bolts??? :dodgy: A bit of photoshopping perhaps.

Pedro

[Nevol]

Isn't it on the wrong side of the road for Oz?  :winkextra:

[Nevol]

[Triggersmob]

:d_sunny: "The Tress are Whistling for Dogs" :d_sunny:

Love it. Good one Nancy.   :heat: :heat: :heat: