The Laugh Thread

[Triggersmob]

I'm getting a headache just looking at that thing.

[triplewitch]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

He says: "Uno, dos..."

Poof....

As he disappears without a "tres."

[triplewitch]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

He says: "Uno, dos..."

Poof....

As he disappears without a "tres."

Well, that's a smart idea.  I steal the joke and forget where I stole it from.  Apologies folks, and to the original poster.  I need a keeper.

[JeffH]

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin'organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the ...rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ..... love it Jeff!

[humpybong]

I agree.

[humpybong]

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[JeffH]

Not allowed to consummate the union for 14 days.

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: .... it looks pretty slow Jeff, so the other drivers are likely to catch herbies

[JeffH]

At any given moment the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is only a whim away.

[Pedro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGl5ReYunoY

Pedro

[JeffH]

A woman is sitting at her husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks,
"Do you mind if I say a word?"
"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says, "Plethora", and sits back down.
"Thanks," the woman says, "that means a lot."

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!"
The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!"
Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should I do it?"

[JeffH]

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