The Laugh Thread

[autocoupler]

:laugh2::laugh2: love em Basil.

[Goose]

MORE.....MORE !

[Pedro]

:yeah_what_she_said:

Pedro

[Unicorn]

Excellent Basil. There's some beauts in there.

[JeffH]

A few oldies (but goodies) and some new to me. Keep it up.

[trout]

@seedyrom
I am I NO way a prude and I got a giggle out of your jokes But I do think that they are quite inappropriate for this site Mate :ok:

[Nevol]

@seedyrom
I am I NO way a prude and I got a giggle out of your jokes But I do think that they are quite inappropriate for this site Mate :ok:

I agree, a bit rude crude and vulgar, so I deleted it.

[Basil]

It all makes sense now.

 

Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized all in the same day.

 

Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned."

 

We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years.

[autocoupler]

:laughingneqw::laughingneqw: too funny Basil

[gnome]

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says,
"Daeye want me to stop or just slow down?"

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Well done Gnome!

Pedro

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: Love it G!

[Basil]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9-NelNUIAAs57u.jpg

[JeffH]

Seeing I'm planning a trip to Brisbane shortly, this appealed to me;
A stranger turns up in Perth, and they say to him, ''Would you like a cup of tea?''
He goes on to Adelaide, where they say ''What church do you belong to?''
In Melbourne they ask him, ''What footy team do you follow?''
In Sydney, he's no sooner turned up than he is asked, ''What school did you attend, and how much is your house worth?''
In Brissie he is asked, ''Would you like a beer, mate?''

[Triggersmob]

Not much good to you Jeff, you're a red wine drinker.