The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

[Triggersmob]

Thanks for the morning chuckle Jeff.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ..... you're still on form Jeff!

[Basilstate]

:laugh2: ..... you're still on form Jeff!

Yes,don't always Post but enjoy the Jokes here.Thanks.

[JeffH]

Before you get to see a punchline you have to wade through one of my anecdotes;
We are having a lot of renovation work being done to our house and that requires cleaning out room by room. As we go we are sorting out accumulation of years and discarding a lot of stuff...."what ever possessed us to keep that".
Well this morning I found my late father's joke book. Thousand of jokes he recorded over many years. Not discarding that.

As you well know many of the funniest jokes are sexist, racist, obscene and so on. No exceptions here. Once I weed out those objectionable ones there are still a few suitable to post on a family forum. [No, that is not the punchline.]

So I will start putting some of them here. Starting with this one for today....

An Irishman came to Australia to better himself. Lost contact with his family. Became very wealthy. After about 40 years, or so, he decided he should get in touch.
He did so and discovered his father was still alive at 95, but ailing.
He arranged to fly to Ireland to see him but, before he could do so, received advice his father had died.

He organised with a local undertaker to pay for the funeral. At the end of the month he received a bill for £3,500 and paid it.
Next month a bill for £50 and he paid that too.
This went on for twelve months -£50 each month.

He decided he should query the undertaker about this.
Undertaker; "Well your father expressed a wish to be buried in a dinner suit, so we hired one."

[Triggersmob]

I put together a lot of jokes like then when I was younger. Many are one liners,
but a lot of them are cartoons. These were jokes etc, that did the rounds on the
fax machines back in the 70s and 80s and yes, many could not be published here.
I still have them all tucked away.

[Basilstate]

I still have them all tucked away.

If you get a chance Post them,the guy that anchored our Email Jokes has had a Stroke so no more for the time being but will try and organise something down the track.

[Triggersmob]

If you get a chance Post them.

OK, will do. Not sure now many would be suitable for public posting though.

[Triggersmob]

[gweidion]

The bitch cooking breakfast clearly made an impression on me cause I would have seen it 30 plus years ago and still remember it vividly.

[JeffH]

A  Christmas shopping suggestion.

[JeffH]

We have a lot of those "fans" around here. Checked them out and I think that Jeff might be onto something!

[Triggersmob]

I hope he wasn't serious.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ...... love it ...... I remember when they first introduced day-light saving, people complained that the extra sunlight would fade their curtains!

[jens coins]

Note received on April 1.  
Good April fools joke.