The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

This is not intended as a comment about the prime minister. Posting it purely for the amusement factor.

[Triggersmob]

Well it amused me.

[JeffH]

[gweidion]

I laughed but I always like The Far Side

[JeffH]

[Triggersmob]

Not sure I could make that distance these days.

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

A man on an airplane notices this very attractive blonde sitting next to him.

As the flight begins she removes a book from her bag and starts to read. The man immediately notices the title; "Confessions of a Nymphomaniac" and he's instantly transfixed.

After a few moments, she pauses her reading to take a drink and the man seizes his opportunity... "so" he says, "I just noticed that book your reading, the title sounds very... intriguing"

"It is" she replies softly. "I'm learning a lot about sexuality, becoming less inhibited and satisfying my own desires" she continues. "This book also dispels a lot of common myths, stereotypes and misconceptions"

"Really" the man utters, swallowing hard. "And what myths might those be?"

The blonde pauses, and in a hushed tone begins; "The most common myth is that African Men are the most well endowed, when in fact it's Native American Men who actually posses that physical trait"

"Really?" the man stutters his reply, "what... what else does it say?"

"Well" she says, lightly licking her lips, "another common stereotype is the French are the most passionate lovers, when in fact it's the Irish man who really knows how to make a woman's body respond"

"That's... fascinating" the man struggles to respond ... "Anything else?"

"Well, the most surprising thing to me was the misconception that Italian men have the most stamina in bed" she whispers, wriggling in her seat. "When it's actually Rural American Men who can perform repeatedly and for hours on end"

Suddenly, the woman becomes flushed and breathlessly says "I'm so embarrassed, here I am discussing something so provocative and erotic and I don't even know your name...."

The man quickly extends his hand and replies;

"My name is Tonto"

"Tonto O'Reilly"

"But my Friends call Me Bubba"

[Triggersmob]

haha. Saw that coming.

[JeffH]

Bought a carton of beer at Liquorland the other day and they threw in a complimentary can of DAD beer for Father's Day.

Obverse


It was reasonable beer too, but the health warning caused us some amusement....

Reverse



Happy Father's Day to all the fathers (and everyone else).

[gweidion]

I thought it was going to say "Too much alcohol can lead to pregnancy."
That would be life long harm.

[JeffH]

[Triggersmob]

Someone has too much time on their hands.
Funny though.

[Goldseeker]

Sounds like a KIWI.

[JeffH]