The Laugh Thread

[Triggersmob]

Poor coyote, he never wins.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: .... looks like a job for Acme autorepairs!

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[Nevol]

[JeffH]

WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN -it's spam.

[Triggersmob]

but I love spam.

[Unicorn]

It be getting near Christmas, and all through the house, not much was stirring, but Unicorn's mouse .......

One for Jeff .....

Are workers at the Royal Australian Mint the only people who are likely to strike because they want to make less money?

[Pedro]

Are workers at the Royal Australian Mint the only people who are likely to strike because they want to make less money?

Very good question Uni :laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

They are seeking a product sample issue scheme for the workers.
Like my friend who works at a vineyard gets an allocation of wine regularly. That's over and above wages.

[JeffH]

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son,
but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
' What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at €2 each
and made a profit of €998'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his €2 back.'

[JeffH]

David Attenborough explains "clubbing".

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8zwIphm5r4[/video]

[JeffH]

$100 says there is a coyote under that!

[Triggersmob]

Haha, you could be right.  

[JeffH]

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ...... It never gets old Jeff!!!!!