The Laugh Thread

[Triggersmob]

It's just pie in the sky.

[Nevol]

This is Wilson the Sheep Dog, he works from home now. 

[JeffH]

You might like this one Uni;
Yesterday a stranger sidled up to me, winked and muttered, ''Over, under, in, up, out''. I replied, ''Are you trying to preposition me?''
Courtesy of Jim Dewar, today's SMH letters to the editor.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2:

I have only one thing to say ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrRdy4BAYp0

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv-paqs62Xo[/video]

[Triggersmob]

I heard that song on the radio a few weeks ago.

[JeffH]

I experienced the WORST customer service today at a local shop & felt I should warn every one. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Yesterday I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl working at the store told me "NO" even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. . I'll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery ticket from there again ...

[Triggersmob]

You had me going there for a while. I forgot this was the laugh thread.

[Unicorn]

Me too Steve! Nice one Jeff :laugh2:

[Basil]

Me too Steve! Nice one Jeff :laugh2:

...and me,i haven't seen/heard that before.

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[JeffH]