favourite sayings

ausjack · May 13, 2013, 10:56:41 AM

:acute: ya not being a fly in my ointment today Jeff as I've been and fed me worms and now I'm as full as a state school but it's better than a poke in the eye with a hot/blunt stick or kick in the teeth but we'll have a chin wag about that later :winkextra:

when someone says bottoms up say up ya bum and watch their face :drinks:

on both walls in a dunny is written, rules for toilet tennis see other wall.

Robster · May 13, 2013, 10:59:28 AM

"Better than a slap in the guts with a dead jellyfish." :angel:

ausjack · May 13, 2013, 11:17:54 AM

a small amout..a whisker, micky hair, b's d!@k, sparra fart and poofteenth and then it fits like a finger in a bum but some time ya have to put some hair around it to get it in and then it's as tight as a fishes arse (also used when working in and around water) but if somethings dry or ya thirsty it's a dry as a nun's tit and a man's not a cammel :heat: I might have to go look at me eyelids :sleepy: so i'll see ya when I'm lookin at ya :pilot:

Robster · May 14, 2013, 10:11:13 AM

Certain allegations have been made-and we intend to find the alligator.!!
11 was 1 racehorse,12 was 12, 1111 race,12112.! :blush:

ausjack · May 14, 2013, 10:16:24 AM

C, M, B's
M, N, O, B's
S, A, R

Nevol · May 14, 2013, 10:31:11 AM

ABCD goldfish
MNO goldfish
SAR
RSIC
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11 was a racehorse, 22 was 12, 1111 race, 22112
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FUNEX?
SVFX
FUNEM?
MNX Please
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One day Esau Wood, saw a wood saw saw wood as no other wood saw, Wood saw would saw wood.
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The skunk sat on a stump, the stump sunk and the skunk stunk.
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Unicorn · May 14, 2013, 01:11:15 PM

Say 3 times .....

Irish Wrist Watch

Triggersmob · May 14, 2013, 06:49:52 PM

Quote from: 'Robster' pid='14606' dateline='1368408568'"Better than a slap in the guts with a dead jellyfish." :angel:

A similar one that I like..

" Better than a slap on the foreskin with a wet tram ticket"

A friend of mine use to say (not to me)...

"Your face is so ugly, they could use it as the backdrop for a horror movie"

ausjack · May 14, 2013, 07:08:43 PM

when I'm not feeling so good I'll say "I feel like a teenage girl backstage at an aerosmith concert"

Fulvio · May 14, 2013, 09:51:36 PM

When asked to commit to anything, I'd always say "That's a definite possible maybe".

ausjack · May 14, 2013, 10:14:33 PM

ever thought about doing the weather fulvio..it's gonna be fine with the possibilty of showers..if that's not covering your arse what is

trout · May 14, 2013, 10:25:51 PM

QuoteWhen asked to commit to anything, I'd always say "That's a definite possible maybe".

I don't know about you Fulvio but I am "old school" and a simple YES or NO works out perfect for me (most times :angel:).
Imagine saying that to the preacher on your wedding vows .
Do you take this woman as your lawful wife? and you answer "definite possible maybe" :dodgy:

Fulvio · May 15, 2013, 12:10:55 AM

Quote from: 'trout' pid='14782' dateline='1368536151'Do you take this woman as your lawful wife? and you answer "definite possible maybe"

That would probably lead to far fewer problems than saying "Yes", at least in my experience.

trout · May 15, 2013, 06:57:51 AM

Quote from: 'Fulvio' pid='14794' dateline='1368542455'
Quote from: 'trout' pid='14782' dateline='1368536151'Do you take this woman as your lawful wife? and you answer "definite possible maybe"

That would probably lead to far fewer problems than saying "Yes", at least in my experience.

:laugh2::laugh2:

Nevol · June 19, 2013, 03:23:46 PM

2 y's U R 2 y's U B I C U R 2 y's 4 me