favourite sayings

[Triggersmob]

If we are going to nursery rhymes.
my favourite is...

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
said, " **** him, he's only an egg".


A friend of mine from work, use to use one liners all the time.
I think his favourite was something like this...

"You're face is so ugly, they could use it for the backdrop in a horror movie."

[Goldseeker]

How's about this one liner:

Compared to my wife's face, the moons surface is flat.........

Or how about this:

It is cheaper to by the bolt of material than it is to buy her a dress.....

[JeffH]

Sorry,
No second line yesterday. Had to go to Sydney and didn't get back until quite late.

There was a young man from Calcutta
Fell A over T in the gutter

Goldseeker is heading the right way.

Jeff

[Goldseeker]

But I think I will keep the LINES clean from now on.........

[JeffH]

Day three and, line three;
There was a young man from Calcutta
Fell A over T in the gutter
The tropical sun...

to be continued

[JeffH]

Day four and, line four;
There was a young man from Calcutta
Fell A over T in the gutter
The tropical sun
Burnt a hole in his bum
and...

to be finished tomorrow -if I don't chicken out!

[keldaw]

why did a former PM  ( G W ) take his wife  ( M ) with him when he went overseas .??






 answer [    to kick start the jumbo ]
or another answer was








 she was too ugly to kiss goodbye ..

[ausjack]

Ok I'll try and think of a few I've heard over the years but not all at once.

Here's one from dear old Nan
It's better to fart and stink a little than to bust ya arse and be a cripple.

[Goldseeker]

And I thought you was a lady Nevol................!!!

[JeffH]

Nancy (on that other coin forum) "You're a tinny bugger".
Does anyone know the derivation of 'tinny' in the sense of lucky?

And, check this one out Outrageous Aussie Sayings. "A little more choke and he would have started!" made me laugh out loud.

Jeff

[ausjack]

can we make this X rated as I have heaps but I'd get in trouble

[JeffH]

We're all broadminded adults here aren't we?

[accumulator]

In the old days this used to be written on our local public dunny wall.

Here i sit broken hearted,paid 10 cents & only farted.

[Unicorn]

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[Nevol]

In the old days this used to be written on our local public dunny wall.
Here i sit broken hearted,paid 10 cents & only farted.

Another version:
Here I sit and what a caper,
Paid my Penny and there's no b****y paper!