Wanted, partner in crime

[ausjack]

:scratch_one-s_head: partner wanted. It's been such a long time and now I'm finally coming back to life..a little :mocking: and after such a long time away :yahoo: So I can't provide much financially any more but can love with all my heart and soul :give_heart: If anyone knows of someone that's nice and also single and looking for a little romance please PM me details :winkextra: willing to move for right person if suitable

Maybe I should have put this in the joke section..as long as people get a laugh from me it's all good :laugh2:
:blush2: I'll think about it Belly :winkextra: :laugh2:

[Robster]

A.J. You forgot to put in the 'deal maker'.  "Please enclose photos of your coin collection". lol. :good:

[JeffH]

I'm up for the tunnel on Fulvio's or Goldseeker's vault. Except it is too far to go and digging a tunnel sounds like hard work.

[ausjack]

:dash1: gee forgot about that, and the most important thing as well..thanks heaps Robster :winkextra:

:laugh2: don't worry Jeff, ve have vays of making men talk :winkextra:
:cray: Oh well, I think being alone is just another thing I have to come to terms with..at least all mine is mine 'rubbing hands together' :diablo: But it's bloody hard starting again from nothing after losing near all including health, but as long as I keep breathing there's always hope :give_heart:

:laugh2: like finding a bloody mule, one day, one day :winkextra:

[markn]

I can appreciate the humour in this but it does not belong in the for sale forum.  Moved to chit chat.

[Fulvio]

...being alone is just another thing I have to come to terms with..

Let me tell you a true story from a few years ago.

Once upon a time, in the prehistory of the world, I taught a very good friend of mine all I knew about those new-fangled computer thingies. Some years later, he dragged me into a new world of VHS, and we both ended up with video stores. Which need computers. Which need software. He used the skills I taught him to become the support guy for one of the major software packages in the field, which of course helped his retail business, and by extension mine.

Anyway, one day he was doing a software upgrade in one of a chain of large stores, when the owner asked him if he would mind doing some work on his personal machine at home. He agreed, and subsequently turned up at this guy's house in a rather top-end suburb.

When he arrived, there was a car in the driveway, so he parked in the street. As he got his toolkit out of the car, he saw the owner at the top of the front steps kissing a gorgeous woman, who then got into the car and drove away.

When he walked up and complimented the guy on his wife's attractiveness, he laughed, and took him inside for a tour of the house.

Which had a six-car garage, stocked with exotic toys. And a huge pool, spa and sauna overlooking an awesome view over the bay. And a recreation room with billiard table. And a home cinema (back in the days when this was unheard of). In short, this was a very high-end dwelling with everything, and expensive furnishing and art on the walls.

The guy then asked him "do you think I could afford all this if she was my wife? She's one of several professional ladies I call when I'm in the mood to play. They're all beautiful, intelligent, sophisticated and young. They're excellent company, I can take them anywhere, and they have certain skills and no inhibitions or baggage. They give me their undivided attention and make me extremely happy, I reward them handsomely, and then they leave. There are no fights, no unpleasantness, and I don't have to give them half of everything I own every time they decide to walk out on me. That's how I got all this, and how I keep it."

Now I'm not going to say my friend is unhappy about his own situation. But there have definitely been lots of ups and downs, and the downs I witnessed were very very down indeed. As, come to think of it, were my own. And I know he's often thought of that day, as, I must admit, have I. And my conclusion at least is that was a very wise man indeed. I just wish I'd known of his approach 30 years ago... life might have been much better if I had.

[ausjack]

I can appreciate the humour in this but it does not belong in the for sale forum.  Moved to chit chat.

all good Mark :good: I didn't know where to put it..now be nice
:laugh2: gee Fulvio you crack me up mate :good: One day I might win lotto, if I buy a ticket that is :winkextra: but that's part of the pickle I'm in, not enough coin :mocking:

[Fulvio]

if I buy a ticket that is

Hehe... you sound like me. But think of all the money we're saving. :angel:

[ausjack]

yeah it's a toss up, do you buy a ticket that's pretty sure to do me doe or do I put a few tickets together and buy a wedding set and hope for the best in a few years I know lotto have higher returns BUT you have to win the bloody thing first and I use all my luck just staying alive :winkextra:

[Fulvio]

BUT you have to win the bloody thing

That's easy. You buy something you can make a quick profit on, then use the profits to buy both. :angel:

[ausjack]

lend me money Mc Duck :laugh2:

[Fulvio]

lend me money Mc Duck

Dunno about that... I've lost well over $400k doing exactly that in the past.

But I'll happily swap you some treasures as I find them.

[ausjack]

gee your tight McDuck, tighter than a ducks :laugh2: Just jokin mate, I need lots and lots and lots of money :winkextra:

[Fulvio]

gee your tight McDuck, tighter than a ducks :laugh2: Just jokin mate, I need lots and lots and lots of money :winkextra:

Gotta be, or I'd sink to the bottom of the money bin, mate.

Yeah, I kinda figured we weren't talking gold coin donations. I could do with a truckload or two myself... I'd buy a quiet hole somewhere remote, crawl in and pull it in after me I reckon.

[ausjack]

:laughingneqw: I just had a vision sinking like that, your terrible but funnnny
 got room for one more, I'll try and be good :beg: