Unicorns prohibited, KEEP OUT Unicorns, NO unicorns allowed

[ausjack]

see I do all the hard yards but no reward for poor old AJ, it's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair :icon_cry:

:mocking: all good and glad ya found one Uni :friends:

ok ya bloody sooks, wrap ya laughin gear round this, and I have two so far

I want commission on any sold :winkextra:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTr8h4MkSYw

[Unicorn]

I probably would not have seen it otherwise AJ!

Hmmmmm ....... the old bubble between the legs trick eh Chief?

[ausjack]

all is good, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuVTO4DAVXc

I'm gonna become a, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0YW03V8a8
feels like I'm flat out, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KObfYiPs2K4
Just remember I'm not ya, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N9Lkpt6SrY
You keeping that die crack Uni, be interesting to know what they're worth so if you ever put it on feebay please let me know.

[Robster]

Todays racing in Perth is at Ascot.!! Race 2 Nos. 8 is "Unicorns do Exist" with odds of 20/1.!! Mrs Robster is going a dollar each way.:angel:

[ausjack]

:laugh2: now that's a pearler Robster, full marks for that one mate :good:

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ... Good spotting Robster, I hope she romps home!!!    

With a jockey named Jason Whiting she may be a chance? (Though he didn't come the goods the last two starts :dodgy:).

[ausjack]

Did it win this time

[Unicorn]

Poor Mrs Robster ....... it didn't come in the first four places. (Stupid Unicorns :angel:).

[ausjack]

:laugh2: that one might be but not all Unicorns, some are actually pretty cool :friends:

[JeffH]

Name one!

[Unicorn]

Name one!

:laugh2: ........ Love it!

How's about this one?


Or perhaps this pair?

(Would look really nice next to a pink tutu).

[Pedro]

Carrying the extra weight of the horn is something that the handicappers have obviously failed to take into account in setting the weights. :dodgy:

Pedro

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: ..... Pedro ..... and danger money for the barrier attendants!

[ausjack]

:laugh2: man you lot are just so funny sometimes I near wet me self, I need a good comedy fix

Jeff I really have to meet you one day as I just love your dry sense of humour mate and I have met the other pair and such really nice blokes when you get to meet them face to face :friends:

[Unicorn]

..... such really nice blokes when you get to meet them face to face :friends:

The cheque is in the mail AJ ..... :friends: