You'll be tested on this tomorrow

[Goose]

ARACHALOLEPTIC FIT: The frantic dance one performs after walking into a spider web.
ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
FRIGGATRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA: An irrational fear of Friday the 13th.
The first Testicular Guard, The Cup, was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

[JeffH]

Interesting. I knew of triskaidekaphobia (the irrational fear of the number 13) but not that variant.
I would like to know what a rational fear of thirteen is called! Any suggestions (perhaps uni knows)?

[triplewitch]

Shortedinabakersdozen.

[Fulvio]

Rectocraniotomy or, more rarely, Rectocraniectomy ... know the difference?

[Pedro]

I'm running with head stuck up your fundamental orifice and the second is the operation to get it out again. :dodgy:

Pedro

[Unicorn]

I'm running with head stuck up your fundamental

That would sure make it hard to run .......

Talk about exploring one's inner self!

[trout]

I would think that many of our politicians would benefit greatly from a "Rectocraniectomy" procedure :angel:

[Pedro]

That would sure make it hard to run .......

Talk about exploring one's inner self!

No wonder I am so slow :biggrin:

Pedro

[Fulvio]

I'm running with head stuck up your fundamental orifice and the second is the operation to get it out again. :dodgy:

Close. Both are removals. The second is permanent.

Most patients appear to only get the first though. :angel: