A Bright Idea

[Fulvio]

•The sheep had to go after the ram put my wife over the gate

Wiley the Clydesdale got into the neighbour's flowerbeds and what he didn't munch he stomped with his massive dinnerplate feet.

Hamish the Goat had a taste for treeferns, but only the yummy new growth in the crown, which of course killed them.

Animals weren't a huge success around our place, needless to say.

[trout]

•The sheep had to go after the ram put my wife over the gate

Wiley the Clydesdale got into the neighbour's flowerbeds and what he didn't munch he stomped with his massive dinnerplate feet.

Hamish the Goat had a taste for treeferns, but only the yummy new growth in the crown, which of course killed them.

Animals weren't a huge success around our place, needless to say.

The secret is NEVER name them.
I bought a young cow once and called it Moo, when it came time to do the job I put olive oil in the chainsaw, sharpened the knives , cleaned the back of the ute out and checked the rifle.
I went down to the yard and called out "How you doin Moo" and the bloody thing came up and licked my hand :dash1:
I gave that animal to one of my mates as a breeder.
It isn't always perfect , But when it all comes together it is great :ok:

[Fulvio]

The secret is NEVER name them.

Funny, I had a similar experience with some chicks...

I named them "Breakfast", "Lunch", "Dinner" and "Tea".

All the kids were horrified, and I think they eventually died of old age or a heart attack or something. Damn waste...

[purplepennyhunter]

I know some chickens they are named Honey, Soy, Lemon, Satay and Drumstick.

[trout]

I know some chickens they are named Honey, Soy, Lemon, Satay and Drumstick.

So Perri perri has gone already then :angel: