https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/siberian-unicorn-found-to-weigh-over-35-tonne/news-story/446e016e2bb6663d68696eef874f0d04 (https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/siberian-unicorn-found-to-weigh-over-35-tonne/news-story/446e016e2bb6663d68696eef874f0d04)
Bit different to expectations!
Pedro
I await the reaction from our resident expert.
I expect he'll be beside himself (so to speak) :biggrin:
Pedro
I knew I was for real! :laugh2:
(Just forgot to get on that stupid Ark!)
Pathetic artists rendition, everyone knows unicorns are brightly coloured and have a pile of skittles pooped behind them.
I saw this in Vienna. It's a cup owned by the Habsburg emperors and made out of a piece of unicorn horn. It can detect and cure any poison in the drink.
https://www.khm.at/en/objectdb/detail/87312/?pid=2330&back=862&offset=4&lv=listpackages-5514
The poor animal has been hunted to extinction since. Very sad.
..... and now for a different type of Unicorn ...... (I wish I was worth that much!)
https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/design/extremely-rare-unicorn-of-us-paper-money-expected-to-sell-for-4-million/news-story/3f188ab4cd928a74aed6a7a9ab528eb8 (https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/design/extremely-rare-unicorn-of-us-paper-money-expected-to-sell-for-4-million/news-story/3f188ab4cd928a74aed6a7a9ab528eb8)
Unicorns everywhere!
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/big-w-has-dropped-an-extended-range-of-plush-animal-ottomans-for-kids/news-story/41bac6e3ec681d2803231e77f389246c
Pedro
Now that's what I call an Otto!!! Man!!!!
Quote from: 'Pedro' pid='117886' dateline='1545190790'Unicorns everywhere!
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/big-w-has-dropped-an-extended-range-of-plush-animal-ottomans-for-kids/news-story/41bac6e3ec681d2803231e77f389246c
Pedro
This is not news.
Too true KC!
Along with all their other promotional reading.
Unicorns still exist! They're just not running around on land.
https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/unicorn-of-the-sea-narwhal-facts#
Quote from: 'Nevol' pid='117911' dateline='1545342218' They're just not running around on land.
Try and tell Uni that Nancy :winkextra:
Pedro
Love the Nahwhals Nevol!
:laugh2: ...... On ya Pedro ..... you got a reprieve with the power being out!
Theory #101 .....
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Oh dear! :shock:
Oh no! So how did you get here Uni :shock:
Pedro
Maybe his name is really Greg or Arnold and he is very, very old.
:laugh2: ..... just immortal Pedro ..... still around. Noah threw Arnold off the ark for repeating bad puns.
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Great minds Jeff!
:laugh2:
Pedro
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Oh, that's not so good Uni - one of your relos.
Pedro
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:cray: :cray: Poor Uni. :shok: :shock:
On a brighter note
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/strange-unicorn-sheep-saved-from-death-by-two-cases-of-beer/news-story/43f9a52f5ae15a7ff452e9148ec8bbb0
Pedro
@ Pedro #1 :laugh2: ..... at least I know what happened to Barbie now .....
@ Nevol :laugh2: ..... nah, I've been better off without her
@ Pedro #2 :laugh2: ..... 2 slabs for a Unicorn and the guy's name is Foster!!!! (It's close, but not a VB .... or a Coopers for Robster).
I would be happy with Coopers. Is it appropriate for roasted unicorn? Otherwise a nice wine or even, perhaps, cider -I am thinking scrumpy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrumpy)?
P.S. Lost internet for six days and then was going for a visit to the sunshine (actually mostly overcast and a few showers) state but back home now.
I'd wondered where thou had been! btw: Cloudy beer goes beautifully with BBQ Unicorn, either that or the evil red.
Did have some nice cloudy, craft beer in Queensland but unicorn was not on the menu!
nah Jeff ..... Unicorn meat is only available at https://victorchurchill.com/store#intro-store (https://victorchurchill.com/store#intro-store)
Damn. I went to the wrong state.
:laugh2: .... me too Jeff ..... I only heard about the Father & Son team that now own Victor Churchill on Landline last and the weekend before. Geeeeez bring your bucks with you ...... they may as well be selling unicorn meat! (I hear Pedro buys all his tucker there :mocking:)
Right ..... :laugh2:
Pedro
Well I know I've got issues ...... and a bit loopy ...... now Kelloggs have confirmed it for me.
I went shopping with Mrs Uni yesterday (I hate shopping it sends my anxiety through the roof) and must have walked down the same aisle at Coles at least 5 times walking past these!
I'm sure Jeff with buy a box when he gets back from Fiji. :mocking:
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That's if there are any left. Maybe somebody else has cornered the market if they went down the cereal aisle at least 5 times. :winkextra:
Pedro
:laugh2: ..... Brilliant Pedro ...... on "special" at around $13 a box I wasn't going anywhere near them! (Just hopelessly obeying instructions on what to go get next).